This year, most of my peers are turning 27.
A quick Google search tells you that 27th birthday is a desolate place:
You probably have seen a few episodes of How I Met Your Mother series, which started around our junior year in college. At the season premier of this show, Ted Mosby starts off at the age of 27. Like some of us today, Ted at 27 has started feeling anxious to meet his soulmate even though he clearly is not ready to settle down in any way as we later witness in subsequent seasons. Ted perhaps feels this way especially after his best friend Marshall gets engaged in the very first episode.
Now we are all Ted Mosby-s! We are 27!
Because I want to know how I am faring in life and what my peers are doing, I looked up some statistics about this unique age although technically, every age is unique in one’s lifetime.
- Fun fact numero uno. The official median age of Myanmar, according to its most recent census, is 27.
- The last time we had a population census, back in 1973, most Myanmar women were already married by 27. To be exact, about 78% of women my age were married four decades ago!
- In the United States, 27 happens to be the age an average American woman gets married.
- If you are a health conscious 27-year-old who is getting hitched this year, you are likely to stay with this partner for another four dozen years, assuming you stay well into your seventies with copious help from salt caves, kombucha tea and quinoa. That is an awful lot of time to be spending with a complete stranger. Think about that!
- Umm…I guess you are probably wishing you are not reading this, but science definitely says that the quality of female eggs measurably declines from age 27 onwards. Perhaps this explains the earlier cries for help found on Google search engine about turning 27. But this is the truth: the female fertility peaks at 27. Our eggs will never be better, prettier, or healthier than they are right at this very moment.
- According to National Center for Health Statistics (United States), women between 20-59 years of age have had four sexual partners (seven for men, but I think they exaggerate). I have a lot of opinions about this survey, since the selected age range is too wide for the result to be meaningful at all. In any case, there is no way to know statistically how many sexual partners Myanmar peers have, especially now that there is this uber conservative law banning sex outside of the confines of marriage, but honestly, how do you think you are faring in this area? Wink, wink.
- The Atlantic did an article on Today’s 27-Year-Olds, reporting mostly facts which surprise nobody. About half of 27-year-old Americans are indebted. College dropouts are more likely to be unemployed. Likely to be living with parents than roommates. Et cetra. If you have a job right now, be thankful.
- However, the same Atlantic article surprised me with the following reports. Only a third of us have a Bachelor’s degree. Among all 27-year-old with debts (not confined to student loans), about 55% have debt more than $10,000. Only fewer than half of us are single. The majority of Bachelor’s degree holders still report being single (that only means they are not co-habitating or married, but maybe in relationships). That means that if you are in-between relationships right now or have a Bachelor’s degree without debt, you are “special.” Add being Myanmar to this equation, and you are probably double, triple or data-unavailable special because (1) most Myanmar youths seem to marry earlier than their American peers reported in the Atlantic article, and (2) there are also fewer university graduates given the average Myanmar person finishes only up to fourth grade.
- Divorce rates have always been lower for Myanmar women in the past, but I have a feeling that my generation is going to change this. In the U.S., the often quoted number of divorce rates is 50%. Conventional interpretation is that half of marriages fail, which is actually not all true. Most divorce stats get dragged down by those who marry too early. The stabilizing factor sets in at the age 23-25, while marrying late does not guarantee a more successful marriage either. At a personal level, I take this to mean that dating decisions this year should not be taken lightly. Time to get out of relationship ruts before Valentine! Before you go and book that table for two at La Carovana! Do it.
- For all the statistics quoted above, always keep in mind that “median” is not the message, as Stephen Jay Gould would argue.
- Hopefully, we are doing better in life at 27 than people on this site, or at least having as much fun as them!
- If you are a very, very talented 27-year-old musician and happen to die this year, you will officially be conducted into the Club 27. Unfortunately, there are not very many perks to this club membership.
- Random fact: Jon Hamm was dropped by his agency at 27 and could not find any work. Jon Hamm, of all people! At 27.
- Finally, I am going to again mention Dr. Meg Jay’s Thirty is not the New Twenty. Her book The Defining Decade should be a pre-requisite life reading for any recent graduate! According to this school of thought, turning 27 = having three more years of focusing on things we want to work on about ourselves. If we want to change anything about ourselves in life, work or love, the time is NOW.
Hello, 2016. Happy New Year, y’all! Wishing you all the best from Italy. This post has been pre-scheduled.